18 similarities between women and computers

Before reading further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or reduce the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are only meant to be a good laugh.

Women are unique in many ways (and I mean differently than men) and this uniqueness specification or certain characteristics, which I have to indicate if a woman on a PC. Not offend; It is designed to create a smile.

(1) a woman is like a computer, when you thought it would be more cost-effective.

(2) a woman resembling a personal computer, is exactly what you thought, do.

(3) after a while, you not only without both: your computer and your wife.

(4) computers are just like women: after you get used to it, and you can see it without them, that one is not enough.

(5) many people are used for some computers, such as some women.

(6) you can ask two gently with your finger, if you only know the code works correctly.

(7) If you are inactive for more than fifteen minutes with them, go away.

(8) just like a computer, which handles has more permissions than just someone they run.

(9) If shorts from electricity, close it out and return then you before shorting for wasn't always what.

(10) are generally available and receptive during the night, but it is much better, if they are available and in the morning.

(11) Finally, be sure that if you do what you wanted, go and do something else.

(12) the only thing is the predictions on the future with them, they react unpredictably.

(13) as well as women, as well as for computer: every year is released a new, younger, more sophisticated and much more.

(14) to his wife just like a computer: you're happy with what you have, but if you see what your friends have received, you are sure that you have that thing.

(15) women are like computers, no matter how to improve and put in it, improving only for a short period and then return to their own pace.

(16) women are like computers, every day had promised a new program comes out, your knowledge of revolutionize and using them, but after that he recognize that none of them better than the old one, you work much more than money.

(5) women are like computers: always want what others have and wanting what you have, but not for basic change.

(18) women are like computer, when you are sure that you are the best. But if the days turn back, wondering, why don't you get with a replacement.