Bush vetoes Bill charcoal grill; Carbon is called as an essential component of life

As expected, George Bush exercised his right of veto and the controversial Bill Grill for charcoal, the Senate and the House, growing wiser on the promise of science, boldly past-cleared, but without enough votes to override his ill-considered flick of the pen. The Bill would allow federal funding for barbeque. It was the first veto of his presidency.

Based on the role of carbon, not only in coal briquettes, but as the basic component of life, said Mr. Bush: "you, in respect of carbon". "None of us would be here." He pointed out himself and said, "for example, here I am." "I owe my life carbon."

Stand behind him were a series of families that had been effervescently grates invited to participate in the photo opportunity.

Mr. Bush, smiling and large, one of the children picked up and says, "also applies to all of these families and their children." "Without them here would be carbon."

A reporter remarked, "I think it's OK, Sir, because carbon is in oil, and I'm sure she drove or flew."

"Oh, s-," Bush called. "The President is much more difficult than I thought." Don't tell me! In oil? "Yes, Lord, and in coal."Now, I'm not a chemist, "admitted the President." "So I will have to consider." "If it is true, it should come out against coal."What does burn oil? "the reporter pressed.

"This is another question, I have questions, the experts". We have a lot of these companions back to the great state of Derrick. I will do what is necessary. "As you know, I have eight vetoes." "Eight? "asked the journalist.

The President said "Yes and so far had only one," and "volunteer, you'll then."

With that he began his shoes and moved his socks. Then, with a remarkably Simian-like movement, joined the feet pointing to them.

"Behold, I have five toes on each foot." This makes four spaces between them, or, if you count both feet, a total of eight spaces. Now known as the space between any two fingers created a v. These are my veto. Count 'em. 8. "So I am ready to do my duty for the protection of carbon and of all his creations."