One that's best and most entertaining was the April Fools tricks invented and played by me last year. I would say that each do regularly on my April Fool's day with varied success friend and me to the fun. This is my friend was on his guard and knew that should be ready for my dirty tricks, what to do the task almost impossible.
Last year was not long before April Fool's day by Andrey Canada, where he on a business trip (both of us working as a translator of English for a company, but on different floors). On April 1st, I called Andrey previously arranged, after which the phone girl of our conversation in a few minutes and it should stop saying that Mr. Andrey Polyarov has a call from Canada. After you have placed with another phone in our room, and responded quickly. I would say that my change of heading and I create the effect of "long distance Call" the fan with a sweater and speakers instead of the receiver used. A lot of people was still around me, excited that Andrey might recognize my voice. But their fears were unfounded-has not had any smaller piece suspicion!
I started in English, my voice is strong and very formal to speak:
-Is this Mr Andrey Polyarov?
Andrey, a bit anxious responses:
-Yes, that is in me? I'm talking?
-This is the company "otrinto", where on March 11 ordered two commercial distributors from a total of 3,141 Canadian dollars …
-But I have not ordered any vending machines ...
-Mr. Entschuldigen me, this is it. Polyarov?
-Yes, that is in me, but I have not ordered any vending machines, and will have to pay anything. : Andrei started losing his patience. I went to insisting ...
-I'm sorry, but I have an order with your signature. -By the way I remember you're a pretty good Russian accent stout, baldish, contact, right?
-The right! But I repeat that I ordered this machines … of Fucken dispensers
-Sir, I must warn you, that in the event of failure to pay within a reasonable period of time we need to bring a legal action!
Andrey finally lost his temper, he began screaming that he never "Otrinto knew" something never ordered any business and that could attack my machines to my copy of series
In our room, the audience could not laugh suppress, any word from underneath the sweater was a burst of laughter Homerische. I could not do was me laughing and talking and play my role. I tried the air clear.
-Andrey, this is me, Denis, April Fools Day! -but it was in vain. Andrey yelled that he knew no Denis. He wasn't even noted that I was ... Russian speaking with him
Of course I could go further, to Andrey with the details of his appearance, passport number, address, which is what I had actually planned, but as I said, that was absolutely impossible as were my last words were spoken, but not from choking laugh gargling.
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