Canada in secret negotiations on trade in Quebec for Florida

The story is not the existence of a single Canadians who did not want his nation had slightly tropical varieties.

As cold, North of Niagara would, Ottawa had a current freeze-off relationship with the province of Quebec with respect to fashion, freeze-on survival of faux-French charm of Sun King proud misperceptions about the importance of the new world.

Now, Canadians have sunny legislator idea given voice, let's see if we can exchange the independence for the province of Florida.

The offer comes at a particularly advantageous time, on the basis of an unusually severe hurricanes, Sunshine State as a preferred destination was selected.

The Bush Administration has decided to consider the proposal, but admits that there are difficulties. For example, the President is his brother and would-be Cabinet, Jeb, the President explained that he is now a Canadian, and can run for President, not more.

All to make the loss of their American Palm tree paradise more palatable, Canadians have served in the teaching of Florida speak French. Once, they reason, Florida jour and Merci beaucoup, with the sounds of Bon switch appear as uneventful as only a Brie decorated place more animated and champagne.