Bad Palace

I had to play a joke on a waitress at a hotel where I lived. Know that this small wrapper of paper, which they for the toilet seat, which band of thin paper, up to you to convince you that the system is clean. Usually you take off the paper and throw it away, if you intend to use the John. Instead, I saved my and every morning before space make it back to the toilet seat, slipped the impression that I never used it.

By five days, I could imagine the reaction of a maid.

Looks, said: "what are you, some kind of a lizard?"

For me, I'm bathrooms as Greek temple, made of stone and marble cold, calm, serene, small worlds of their own, a place of refuge, the sense of the world and its problems.


Such places to earn the most worthy of the name "relaxation".

For example, if you hate your job to dead-end and sharing a bathroom in the corridor together with employees of other companies in the building, chances are you'll be here for longer than a threat, dishonest boss should, ringing phones and mountains of paperwork.

I give that are selfish. When I use the municipal John, me-I want it all alone.

I would buy my imitations the Greek temple umnebelt. Therefore I never important bodily functions (the only time I ever did, I was sick).

Is this guy. Every morning at 8. 45 that sits on the throne. Now I know all that is not a common topic for a column and you think I'm strange. But I'm really curious about is what this guy, without any trace, muddled, whatever.

Because it is only 8: 45 am, not on the job can be very long, not much more than an hour. Keep because it can not longer? Why not be disgusting business at home before coming to work?

It, eat like a goose process meaning?

Now, we all drink coffee, I admit, through you pretty fast. I'm not against the use of little John calls of nature. But I think posting a sign which reads "this plant used for minimal bodily functions."

No foul committed mein Greek temple with your bowels of digestion.

Other bath building.

Bath restaurants to be evaluated as they were to travel books, how good they are. For example, we've all seen gas station bathroom in truck stops on the day of work where the structure involved still have not been cleaned and globs that there are things that you think can reach out and grab to rot.

We show that such places lower ladder of evolution.

Disgusting!

Then I bathe there, who saw in Pebble Beach Resort. The heart increases. You could eat off the ground. Little, wet cloth towels hanging silver trays to clean hands. Toilet paper. In polished brass and silver furniture.

A true dream.

I was in tears.



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