Saturday, April 2, 2011

Bin Laden sighted at Karachi; Themselves can

Reports on where Osama bin Laden took a new turn this week when it reported a Pakistani woman, a tall man in a white robe with matching turban sighting hit his head on a low input.

The suspicions of the woman on the identity of the man were awakened, as noticed that led them to a recording Studio.

Not create, I suspect she is without him, it would reveal that thought.

"You're all well?" asked innocence with demur.

"No," he said. "How can I be okay?" In addition to cracked only my head on this portal, I'm Osama bin Laden. "Really? "said she thinks the 25-million dollar reward for the round, as well as their capacity, the triumph of justice.

"Yes," he continued. "I have not all Torah since fled Bora, because even hard for me to be enough time to my cassettes is."

"My, oh my," commiserated the woman, "everyone thinks you are in remote regions near the Afghan border."

"You might think they know better," he confided. "Like a spoiled rich as I could have lived this long without some of the unique city that offers comfort, like a dialysis machine to keep me alive and carry away the food."

"This makes sense," agreed.

"Yes, it does, but there is no danger that the authorities will find where I am, because every time that they are a band record, we filter out the noise of the city, such as horns and sirens".

"This is very clever," he said. "You might think when they see that the filter bands that you may think that you are in a place where the background sounds."

"We only hope that will not catch." "I would like to have a way to my next move surprise." "Oh, a surprise move "wept." "He wants to tell me about it?"

"No," said she, "because then it's not a surprise." But just watch. Not forever, I'll slink to Karachi. I long to Metropolitan delights in the capitals of the world's most developed. "Now if you excuse me, my recording session should start."

We waved goodbye and the door of this remember time, duck.

The woman, with enthusiasm, shortness of breath, was reported to the nearest police station and their interaction.

Police immediately launched a search in Karachi for bin Laden, I swear by him follow as part of their apparently somewhat porous dragnet of terrorism.

Were shocked, however, as already the next day, police headquarters and call bin Laden offered, which in turn in.

Asked why he had taken the decision on whether the police, of which, many believers are Muslims, were all capture to avoid to help, he replied, stand to him "do me more." Reports every day out there to go always in a conversation with a stranger, he could do, and having to spend all my time with my four women, if I sit in a topless Club in fear America may hide as martyrs Isent by American aircraft, construction of flying action shortly before their great sacrifice. Worse still, one of my women told me, I may have misinterpreted the Koran, because she reminded me, "Islam" means peace. Praise be to God, or I have to I will inch "," well, if you insist, "the police told him."

"I'll let you, certainly a day or two," Osama replied: "I don't want to do that and then later regret it, especially at this moment I'm queued."

"This is very understandable Sheikh revered," replied the Pakistani police officer. Then he added a reassurance, that dedicate certainly angry Pakistani President Musharraf take further steps, leading his much smarter and American ally in the war on terror. "We need to scour the city for you." "Before I hang up, tell us your address so that we assure you, to prevent it."


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